Comet (London, ON)

BIO: “Since they appeared in 2011, Comet has enjoyed over a year of consistent radio play in London, and over 100 shows with fans arriving in droves for each one. With an ageless sound, the excitable crowds continue to grow more and more diverse. Brimming with onstage energy and a youthful enthusiasm, Comet is taking the Canadian market by storm.”

Whoa, they are taking the Canadian market by storm! Look out world, you are next!!!!! Oh, the entire Canadian “market” could fit inside a single abandoned Macs store? Oh, the entire Canadian “market” is just other bands also taking said “market” by storm?

The Canadian Market is basically HUMAN CENTIPEDE, and unfortunately Jian Ghomeshi is the mouth. Good thing Jian is known for his monster shits because there are many, many mouths to feed.

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