Not Paul Lawton

I am not multi-instrumentalist Paul “Lolly” Lawton of the Vancouver BC alt-rock band The Paperboys.

I am not Paul J. Lawton, author of historical fictions.

Nor am I a Paul Lawton, historian who studies the role of U-Boats in WWII.

Definitely not this Paul Lawton, illiterate with a fondness for fast cars.

You can ask my friend Jeff, but I can assure you that I am not Paul Lawton, deck-builder.

Pretty sure I can design a better “home page” than this Paul Lawton.

I am not the Australian soldier Paul Lawton who died in Iraq, and whose parents were informed via a quick cellphone call… RIP other Paul Lawton.

Not Paul Lawton, CEO of Comms Business Interactive, nor am I Paul Lawton on Lawton & Lawton law offices.

I honestly think I have the potential to be the most well-known Paul Lawton in the entire world! Come on other Paul Lawtons, give me some competition here, you guys are making it easy!?!

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10 thoughts on “Not Paul Lawton

  1. You are clearly the frontrunner for most Famous PKL. However, I think I WILL start calling you “Lolly”.

    Cheech

  2. I also like ‘Lolly’ or “Lolly Paul”. ‘LP’ for when I’m in a rush. And no, you cannot call yourself ‘Long Play’.

  3. You need to give me credit here, c’mon!
    Obviously you’ve been reading the Meliorist and took one of my articles as a meme.

  4. I’m the original Paul Lawton…you, sir, are a funny looking imposter. Now, if you’ll excuse me, my band(s) are going to play some all-ages shows in Lethbridge.

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