I will never marry…

I mean, I watch this kind of thing, and I think about how stupid the whole traditional wedding ceremony is, and it becomes clear to me why I am out of that game for good.


4 thoughts on “I will never marry…

  1. When I get married, I am just going to shoot fireworks off in to the ocean after saying some vows, which will be stolen from the episode of the Simpsons, where Homer and Marge get re-married.

    “I will now read these special vows which Homer has prepared for this
    occasion. “Do you, Marge, take Homer, in richness and in poorness” —
    poorness is underlined — “in impotence and in potence, in quiet
    solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-
    navigated”… [consults the notecards] … and it goes on like this.”
    — Rev. Lovejoy officiates the Simpson’s wedding, “A Milhouse Divided”

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