I just got back from class to the earth shattering, paradigm shifting news:
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline (aka “K-Fed”) have officially “split.” See graphic below.
Now, I am still reeling a little about this, so it may take me a few days to form any coherent thoughts. I just cannot believe they lasted this long! I think that I actually may owe some people money on this, because I had given them six months, tops. Honestly, we should have seen this coming. How could we not have seen this coming?
More importantly, what about the timing of announcing it on voting day for our American comrades? I mean, the Saddam thing yesterday was huge for Karl Rove, but this…. this is Karl Rove’s pièce de résistance. I mean, think about it – back in 2002, Rove performed some magic that made Brit Brit fall in love with K-Fed, and timed it perfectly so that it would wear off the day of the midterm elections FOUR YEARS LATER!
Bravo, Karl Rove. Bravo.